When traveling abroad always keep in mind that the locals do their utmost to communicate with the visitors. However, at times their literal translations distort the intended meaning. Here are some signs translated into English:

• “Please use escalator on your behind.”
• “Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.”
• “Open seven days a week, and weekends too.”
• “This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude. In fact, crowds from allover the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.”
• “In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.”
• “The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.”
• In a Rome laundromat: “Ladies, please leave your clothes here and spend the rest of the afternoon having a good time.”
• “Do not run on the stairs – use handrail”
• In a department store: “Dresses for street walking”
• “Our stockings cost more but they are much better on the long run.”
• At a hotel reception desk: “Please leave your values at the front desk.”